Note: All of the stuff is made up. It’s part of the creative process.
When people are behind the wheel people, they leave their regular personas behind, and become a different person: battle-hardened, ego-centric, basically a real a%^hole. As they take off to the highway, then plan their moves throughout the congested road, much like a pool shark does to a pool table, constantly calculating which balls they’re going to hit, what pockets are going to go into, where the white (the cue) ball is going so they don’t lose the game.
Was that I will tell you the story of my commute.
It is the end of a long day. I ensure that my laptop is packed into its bag, open the door, start the engine, close the door, and take off on the open road. I pull up Google Maps to understand the traffic on the way home. What was once a blue line, stretching from my work all the way to my home, has been replaced with a thick red line, indicating that my commute home will at least be double or triple the amount of time it usually takes. So, I call my wife and let her know that I about to start out on the travel home.
At first, the driving is smooth. I don’t even hit a pothole on the way to the highway. Once I get off the expressway ramp, it’s another story. People are lined up almost bumper to bumper just sitting there waiting for something to do.
As with all things, people fall into certain categories a driving is no exception. There are several types of drivers who are on the road. The first type is usually known as aggravated assault drivers. Obviously, somebody came to their house first thing in the morning, smacked them across the face, and left. There are people out there, who are ALWAYS in a bad mood and want you to be in a bad mood as well. Why? Misery loves company regardless of whose I company is.
The second type will be an overly careful driver. These are the ones who go under the speed limit, in the fast lane, and then wonder why everybody is staring at them as they receive single finger gestures. These are the drivers who intentionally clog the fastest lanes, depriving everyone of maximum speed. They usually drive at or below the speed limit. Why? I don’t know. So between these two types of drivers, there is always a type “C”.
Type “C”, the third type of driver, is the first time driver who is surprised enough to have a license issued by the state. These are the people who intentionally drive slow, most of the time under the speed limit, and are also texting while they are driving. I have seen some people for checking the Internet as they are driving, almost forgetting that their effort is best served by piloting their vehicles to their destination. If you’re going to text then just pull over and stay on the side of the road until your text is done. But be warned, if you try to go from 0 to 60 from the shoulder into the main road, you better have some runway in front of you to make that happen. Please don’t just take your steering wheel and throw yourself into the lane thinking that the person behind you was going to put on their brakes. Mercy is not a strategy when you are driving.
So let me begin …
I’m in the car, on the on the ramp, and trying to make it to the Interstate. I turn my turn signal on, making my intentions known so I can go across from the ramp to the regular Interstate traffic lane. There is a truck next to me. They do not seem inclined to let me in front of them. So I slow down. Buy me slowing down (so I can get around the truck in order to get into the lane) the person behind me begins to honk their horn. Why? all I want to do is try to get home in the most reasonable amount of time possible with all the traffic. I am slowing down because I cannot get into the regular lane. So why are you honking at me that doesn’t make any sense at all? So, I try to speed up in front of the truck. Because I run out of room on the on the ramp, the truck decided to put on its high beams. Why? All I’m trying to do is enter into the main lanes of the Interstate. The behind me puts on the horn. Why?
In a few moments, I just cut overasI have nowhere else to go, which produces another round of belligerent looks, name calling, light profanity, and a few single finger gestures. The person behind me jerks his wheel to the left, blocking a minivan in the left lane (from the one I am in) and tries to speed up to get in front of me, which happens. Then, I throw on the brakes. Which makes the truck behind me again put on their high beams. Why? What sense does it make to get in front of me? All I was trying to do is get out of the ramp so I could travel in the regular Interstate lanes. But now the person has cut me off and slammed on their brakes just to teach me a lesson? Why? It makes no sense.
My blood pressure is through the roof. I’m at least on the highway, driving 5 miles per hour, and trying to turn on the radio and just be cool. This is when the person is in front of me, starts mouthing all sorts of words in my direction by looking in the rearview mirror. The person in the vehicle starts to make all sorts of single finger gestures. Are they doing ASL? Are they talking on the phone? Are they just trying to be a dick? I have no idea. I just turn up the music make sure there’s enough distance between me and the truck behind me, who has now turned off their bright lights, and just try to make it to my destination in one piece.
So I’ve now traveled 1 mile on the road going 5 miles per hour. Yahoo! I feel like I’m actually making progress. More importantly, I have not gotten into an accident, I’ve not been run over by semi, and the person in front of me is no longer making single finger gestures. I might actually make it to work alive!
Obviously, the person in front of me does not like the fact that I am not reacting to their multiple singer single finger gestures, used profanity, and just plain being a dick. This is when this individual slam on their brakes. Fortunately, I have enough sense to slow down, swerve into the lane on the left, and not hit their back bumper. They put their head out the window stop they continue with the profanity, bad language, a few comments about my poor mother, and a few other words that I’m sure we’re not in English. As I looked in my rearview mirror I see the driver of the car and the truck “meet”. Now each of them, still in the lane, gets out of their vehicles and start screaming. Then I see the blue sirens of the Police stopping behind them, not to thank the people for pulling over to the shoulder, but probably to give them a ticket.
Bottom line, just because you have received a license from your state, doesn’t mean that you are alone on the road. Everybody has to work together in order to maintain their car, not get into an accident, and not getting the road rage. It is easy to get somebody to get on your bad side. I understand that. Just pull off the road. Save yourself from further embarrassment or hitting other vehicle. We all have to work together. There is no way the government is going to build enough roads to make commuting better. So get used to traffic. Because you’re going to be in it for the rest of your life.
That’s all for today is blog. Thank you for reading. Do you have any questions or comments, please let me know.
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